Tempramental Diva, Tom Stewart is set to make a sensational return to the Ghosts for the relegation clash tomorrow.
Stewart had been away on missionary work in the North East of England but a bitter sex scandal in the area has left the former 'Mr. Portslade' fleeing back to the sanctury of Brighton.
Fans have compared the event to the resurection of Jesus Christ, and some have even claimed it a far bigger and more important occasion.
"It's huge, the way he came out of that cave, i mean, there was a rock in front of it! How did he do it?!" One (female) fan screeched.
So far news from both camps has been minimal, but the Ghosts have announced a press conference for tomorrow at 12 Noon.
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