Un-holy Ghost supremo, Tom Stewart has underlined his promotion intentions by securing the services of pint-sized trickster, Kris Southby.
The diminutive winger joins the Ghost's squad for tonights 'Morbid Monday' clash with The Grand. "He'll bring a lot to the squad. He posseses an unholy trinity of pace, skill and intellect"
Poltergeist leader, Dermot O'Leary has been quick to lambast the move "Hmmm, he's a bit dark isn't he? He doesn't look white to me. I'm sick of these darkies taking jobs from honest white folk"
Southby's signing has left Stewart with an enforced selection dilemma for tonights game, as The Grand will be haunted by 7 Ghosts
"We have a full squad for the first time. Now it's time to show this league what we're made of. They say "hell hath no fury like a ghost scorned" and we'll prove that tonight. Tonight is Morbid Monday, and we're all aware of the importance of that. I'll scientifically analyse each of our players and peform subsitutions that are planned to the nano-second"
Ghosts squad vs The Grand: Stewart, Tom; Civello, Alessandro; Edmonds-Skeleton, Robert; Miller, Ralph (c); Southby, Kris; Marshall, Sir John; Crossingham, Brett
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