In the Spotlight- Ralph Miller

This week, we catch up with the Ghost's workhorse midfielder, Ralph Miller.

Q: What's the best moment of your life?
A: Best moment of my life was the date I signed for the Illusionistas.

Q: Who's the best player you've played with?
A: Either Khurum Malick when I was at Old Varndeanians or Safe Hands Ali when I played for Peter Golton FC at Bhasvic.

Q: Ne-Yo or Akon
A: Ne-Yo easily

Q: Oceana or Honey
A: Well, believe it or not, I've never been to Oceana, so I guess I'd have to say Oceana.

Q: Who's the biggest joker in the changing room?
A: Probably Tom Stewart, although his humour is a little too sexual for my liking.

Q: What are your strengths as a player?
A: I'd have to say my hoofed clearances are the best asset I bring to the team.

Q: What about weaknesses?
A: I am absolutely terrible in goal. Also I'm not a great header of the ball.

Q: What's your favourite farm yard animal?
A: Probably sheep. I like the way they hunt in packs. And that they take their clothes off in the summer.

Q: What's your favourite sandwich filling?
A: I'm not called mr Chicken, Bacon and Avocado for nothing. Having said that, it's Brie and Cranberry.

Q: Who's your favourite character in 'Football Factory'?
A: The one played by Danny Dyer.... I haven't seen it.

Q: Who's your favourite member of the 2002 world cup Turkey squad?
A: Hasan Sas, without a doubt

Q: Who's the best trainer in the squad?
A: Rob Gill goes to the gym. No one else does.

Q: Who's the worst trainer in the squad?
A: Tom Stewart has been known to lie down minutes into a Stanmer sesh.

Q: Who's your favourite SPL side?
A: Kilmarnock

Q: Who's your favourite evil dictator ever?
A: Joseph-Désiré Mobutu - he was really fucked up.